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Two Elderly Men Escape Nursing Home, Sneak into White House

December 20, 2018 L. Waters 0

NEW YORK (Capitol Hill Underground) – Two elderly, senile men in New York decided to escape the monotony of their nursing home life and do the unthinkable: sneak into the White House. The men, who […]

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Trump Hires Michael Scott to Replace Outgoing Chief of Staff John Kelly

December 11, 2018 L. Waters 1

SCRANTON (Capitol Hill Underground) — President Trump stunned staffers Monday when he announced Michael Scott would be replacing the embattled Chief of Staff, John Kelly. Michael Scott is the former manager at a mid-range paper supply […]

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Breaking: Hollywood Announces “Dunston Checks In” Reboot

November 7, 2016 L. Waters 0

Sequels are here and they are here to stay people. Despite little to no public outcry for a sequel to this stand-alone comedy, starring Hollywood juggernauts Jason Alexander and Faye Dunaway, Twentieth Century Fox is […]

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Trump Releases 5 Step Plan for Building Wall

October 7, 2016 L. Waters 4

After months of speculation, deliberation, and procrastination Trump stuns his critics by releasing a concrete plan to complete the highly controversial wall. Head down to the local Home Depot or Lowes, respectively (no bias here) Hire […]

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  • Scientists baffled over evidence of first spineless, upright humanoid species
  • Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize by Dr. Evil, citing race relations in U.S.
  • Breaking: Pence cast as villain in new James Bond movie
  • Trump surpasses 260 rounds of golf since taking office but no one is asking the BIG question: Is he getting any better?
  • Controversial study reveals anti-mask sentiment more popular among people with low IQs, bad breath and small wieners
  • CDC confirms Bernie, from Weekend at Bernies, died from Coronavirus
  • After years of public outrage, the ‘Washington Redskins’ change name to ‘Washington Rednecks’
  • Some southern states secede from NASCAR – Form new auto racing league called ‘Traffic’
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