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The Biopic Nobody Asked for is Happening: Dana Carvey set to play Mitch McConnell

January 24, 2019 L. Waters 0

HOLLYWOOD (Capitol Hill Underground) – The partial government shutdown certainly hasn’t slowed Mitch McConnell down. In fact, the Senate Majority Leader just got some exciting news out of the Republicans favorite state to hate, California. […]

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Republican Congressmen Attempt To Catfish Incoming Wild Card Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

January 4, 2019 L. Waters 0

WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – If the congressional freshmen class of 2019 expected a warm welcome, they were sorely mistaken. According to sources within the capitol building senior Republicans attempted to ‘catfish’ incoming freshman Alexandra […]

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House Speaker Paul Ryan to Receive First Human Spine Transplant

June 23, 2017 L. Waters 8

WASHINGTON — After months of living with excruciating pain, unsalvageable morals, and pure hypocrisy House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis) has decided enough is enough. Ryan and his family have decided the congressman will undergo the highly […]

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  • Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize by Dr. Evil, citing race relations in U.S.
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  • Controversial study reveals anti-mask sentiment more popular among people with low IQs, bad breath and small wieners
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  • After years of public outrage, the ‘Washington Redskins’ change name to ‘Washington Rednecks’
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