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Controversial study reveals anti-mask sentiment more popular among people with low IQs, bad breath and small wieners

August 6, 2020 L. Waters 0

ALABAMA (Capitol Hill Underground) – A new study out of the University of Alabama found that anti-mask sentiment is most popular among low IQ individuals and those suffering from halitosis (bad breath) and small hang […]

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CDC confirms Bernie, from Weekend at Bernies, died from Coronavirus

June 18, 2020 L. Waters 0

Hampton Island (Capitol Hill Underground) – The CDC made headlines over the weekend claiming Bernie, the star of the popular movie, “Weekend at Bernies,” died from complications due to Coronavirus. Critics of the CDC argued, […]

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SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH: Researchers, with the help of anti-vaxxers, have brought Measles back from the edge of extinction.

May 2, 2019 L. Waters 0

HARVARD (Capitol Hill Underground) – Giraffes, rhinos and almost every specie of bee may be inching ever closer to extinction but have no fear! We did it! Measles are back baby! Although measles were touted […]

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