HOLLYWOOD (Capitol Hill Underground) – The partial government shutdown certainly hasn’t slowed Mitch McConnell down. In fact, the Senate Majority Leader just got some exciting news out of the Republicans favorite state to hate, California. […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – If the congressional freshmen class of 2019 expected a warm welcome, they were sorely mistaken. According to sources within the capitol building senior Republicans attempted to ‘catfish’ incoming freshman Alexandra […]
NEW YORK (Capitol Hill Underground) – Two elderly, senile men in New York decided to escape the monotony of their nursing home life and do the unthinkable: sneak into the White House. The men, who […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump remains steadfast in his belief that he will not and cannot be impeached. That may well change once he learns the true meaning of the term ‘impeach’. Before boarding […]
SCRANTON (Capitol Hill Underground) — President Trump stunned staffers Monday when he announced Michael Scott would be replacing the embattled Chief of Staff, John Kelly. Michael Scott is the former manager at a mid-range paper supply […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) — President Donald Trump’s former lawyer and long time fixer, Michael Cohen, shocked the media Wednesday by offering up a guilty plea admitting he lied to congress about being a ‘creepy […]
PARADISE (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump sent shockwaves through the government Tuesday announcing his plan to hire ‘Ryan the Temp’ as head of the US Fire Prevention Services (USFPS). Ryan Howard comes from a […]
MILWAUKEE (Capital Hill Underground) – After watching the cringe-worthy Kavanaugh hearing for the eleventh time, or as it’s known around our offices ‘Kavanaughty 2018’ it should come as no surprise that this man loves his […]
Washington (Capitol Hill Underground) — The DNC offices are in utter disarray as they attempt to pin point who is responsible for the leak of their most recent mess. That being, of course, their 2018 ‘Get […]
New York (Capitol Hill Underground) — Despite impressive, record breaking early voting numbers, there are still those who continue to shirk their Democratic duty come voting day. Our story today centers around Jerry (last name […]
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