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President Trump pardons Bellatrix Lestrange

February 19, 2020 L. Waters 1

AZKABAN (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump continued his pardon spree today informing reporters at the White House his plan to pardon the infamous, Bellatrix Lestrange. This pardon is the latest in a long string […]

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Trump Threatens Trade War with Westeros

August 30, 2019 L. Waters 0

WINTERFELL (Capitol Hill Underground) – US President Donald Trump hinted on Monday that his administration has been running the numbers on possibly imposing tariffs on our long time ally, Westeros. Speaking to reporters from the […]

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