FLORIDA (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump enlisted the ‘power of the pen’ earlier this week by signing a highly controversial executive order. In essence, the executive order will give him the right of ‘Primae […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – Professor Jonathan Turley of George Washington University Law School caught the presidents attention today when he argued against impeachment. In fact, Trump was so pleased with his performance that he […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump’s personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has finally bitten off more than he can chew and is currently under criminal investigation by federal authorities. Although the news isn’t exactly shocking, […]
Trump doubled down on ‘nationalism’ Monday morning naming Tywin Lannister as Acting Secretary of Homeland Security. For those of you not familiar, Tywin Lannister’s resume is chock-full of prestigious titles including: Lord of Castelry Rock, […]
WINTERFELL (Capitol Hill Underground) – US President Donald Trump hinted on Monday that his administration has been running the numbers on possibly imposing tariffs on our long time ally, Westeros. Speaking to reporters from the […]
PAWNEE (Capitol Hill Underground) — Sir Benjamin Wyatt, a congressman from Indiana, shocked supporters Wednesday announcing his plan to throw his hat into the already crowded Democratic field. Political pundits who have tracked his career […]
HARVARD (Capitol Hill Underground) – Giraffes, rhinos and almost every specie of bee may be inching ever closer to extinction but have no fear! We did it! Measles are back baby! Although measles were touted […]
WASHINGTON (Capitol Hill Underground) – We the people have petitioned the White House to enlist Sir David Attenborough to narrate ‘The Mueller Report’ now that the Special Counsel has concluded it after two years of […]
DALLAS (Capitol Hill Underground) – In a rare public appearance, Tomi Lahren’s twin brother, Tom Lahren, broke his silence to debunk his sister on the finer points of politics. For those of you who may […]
These hacks are sure to make you look like an informed voter at your next dinner party. In the current age of uncertainty, the 24-hour news cycle and the ever expanding abyss between our political […]
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