President Trump pardons Bellatrix Lestrange

The remaining prisoners of Azkaban are optimistic, sources say

AZKABAN (Capitol Hill Underground) – President Trump continued his pardon spree today informing reporters at the White House his plan to pardon the infamous, Bellatrix Lestrange. This pardon is the latest in a long string of controversial pardons as the President flexes his post-acquittal powers.

Bellatrix Lestrange first came onto the scene as one of Lord Voldemort’s most loyal supporters. Lestrange gained prestige as a highly sadistic Death Eater and has been quoted numerously for her pure-blood beliefs. Some supporters of the President have warned the President to distance himself from such controversial figures but as he has shown time and time again, “there are very fine people on both sides.”

This should come as a warning to any who oppose the President on Capitol Hill as his powers will only expand if elected to a second term.

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