After months of speculation, deliberation, and procrastination Trump stuns his critics by releasing a concrete plan to complete the highly controversial wall.
- Head down to the local Home Depot or Lowes, respectively (no bias here)
- Hire all the day laborers out front
- Transport them to the border and have them build the wall with the promise of payment upon completion
- Once complete, kick their asses over
- Charge it to the game and/or file for bankruptcy
“This will work bigly” — Donny Trump